**This is unproofread to add to the atmosphere of dreamland Robilomaniac world.**

Last night I killed Todd in my dreams. We were in some medieval battle: there were cultists and crazy religious people worshiping the darkness standing in water (u know the usual). and for some reason earlier in the day I had armed myself with one big-ass sword (like the BFG of swords: the BFS) and an average axe (tree chopper) and two sharpened rail road spikes. OK so here I am, it's night time. It appears to be the setting of a mmorpg nice grass lands and water, with randomly placed house with no apparent purpose. I’m running around like mad looking for someone to kill, mentally not aware of why or who but I see Todd in the distance. He's totally geared up like some Dante/Van Hellsing character (leather coat and all) and and even bigger sword. I mean like a Massive BFS; He throws it at me (what an ass). The MBFS hits me right in the damn eyebrow God i can only imagine the pain, anyways it's my dream so i can't die here yet. The sword falls down and I charge at him with my BFS and try to kill him (because he threw a sword at my face, like wtf I thought we ere friends, He didn't know I was coming to kill him).

Now for some reason he’s got a sword again and we start dueling it out, being far buffer than I Todd manages to whip my sword to the ground and I'm defenseless now. So I throw my Tree Cutter with ALL MY STRENGTH at his face, but it only hits him in the chest so he's fine and all. The axe drops to the ground and again I’m defenseless and he’s got a sword so what do I do? That's right I whip out the Railroad spikes and gut wrench him like SIX times. Now that Todd's been neutralized to some extent I remember my training from Metal Gear Solid 3 as Solid Snake. The CQC skills are promptly recalled and I throw him to the ground with gargantuous power (word or not it seemed to fit the scenario)...It didn’t seem to kill him, what the juice is going on here, my dream and he's still squirming. OK so I reload the dream to the instance before the throw and remembering the fight with "Boss," I thrust him to the ground while twisting his neck around and he dies a brutal neck twisty death.

[O about the reloading the dream thing. I could probably do that because in real life I can with games and often I do it so much to become perfect at one thing that It feels like I can do it in real life but when I want to I can't because real life is u know, NO GAME SO DONT PLAY WITH IT!]

Anyways the Dream goes on from there but I can't remember much and it just wasn't as cool as the Boss fight with Todd. Sucks though there was no blood when he died, rated 'E' for everyone I guess.